See, I work at an Agricultural college. As part of the college, there is a research farm including beef and dairy cattle, sheep, pigs, chickens, and an aquaculture center. Occasionally, animals from any one of these areas need to be cleared out. Sometimes they can be sold commercially, but often they are deemed "research animals", even though the research that is done is all nutritional (so no funky disease or chemical research), and they cannot be sold commercially. The college then sends out an email to the employees and grad students in the Animal Science department offering to sell the meat for SUPER CHEAP or, in some cases, give it away for FREE!
Today there was an e-mail for FREE TROUT! Intestines removed, but everything else intact ... just the way the dogs like 'em.
So I stopped by after work and picked up about 40lbs of trout.
The car rental place is going to LOVE me! First, 25lb of raw bison in the trunk. Now 40lb of whole trout. The contract I signed said not to smoke in the car ... but it said nothing about not hauling around tonnes of raw meat in the trunk.
The boys love these days, too. Especially when the meat is frozen into large lumps and must be thawed in the bathtub before repackaging.
"What do you mean? We have to wait until they are thawed?"
"But they are so close. Just riiiight there."
"If I just stretch a little ..."
"... Stretch a little bit more ..."
"JACKPOT!"
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